This is Abhijeet Depiesse, once a celebrated science luminary, but after a freak accident resulting in a total-lack-of-existence of a small town in Ohio where his labratory was located, he was shunned by the rest of the science community, and had to look for work in applied fields of science. But he has vowed to have the last laugh (and lots of margaritas).
Being the worlds foremost expert on the application of coherent light devices as applied surgically to Selachimorphae, and the movement of organic and non-organic solids through N-dimentional potals, Abhijeet doesn't suffer from his lack of credibility except when it comes to his pride, but don't fear, he'll show them once and for all, ha-hahahahahaha!
and in the mean time, he enjoys spending his spare time with his girlfriend Marilena.
Aaand his other girlfriend Brandi.
Um, and his other, other girlfriend Jan.